ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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