I love black thongs
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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