ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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