just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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