i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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