Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
where does the pee come out of this thing
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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