And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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