idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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