Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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