so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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