i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
That's intense
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
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