she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
