Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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