It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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