He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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