so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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