so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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