i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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