ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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