Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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