Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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