you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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