I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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