I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize
