What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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