my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
