you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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