she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
porn star boner night. come get it.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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