porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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