I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I think I am morally bankrupt
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
God I need to hump something, right now.
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