You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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