she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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