So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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