Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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