lets start a swedish sibling band together
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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