That's when you crack a 10am beer
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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