Taylor Swift is so right about you.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
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