if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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