is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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