and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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