so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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