Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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