i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
How does one acquire holy water?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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