It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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