sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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