So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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