I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
