He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I could have mohawked her pubes.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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