Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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