you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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