Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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