Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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