I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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