Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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