I skipped work to stalk him.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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