I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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